I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

Grace is a sacred strength.

I have voted to legalize recreational incarnations. We should no longer jail people in a body just because they have chosen to incarnate in this dimension for fun. Are you guys with me on this one?

Glamorized... am I glamorous?

I will not be concerned at other men's not knowing me;I will be concerned at my own want of ability.

The foundation of the Buddha's teachings lies in compassion, and the reason for practicing the teachings is to wipe out the persistence of ego, the number-one enemy of compassion.

The difference between Sales and Marketing is that Marketing owns the message and Sales owns the relationship.

I'm really proud of this Supreme Court and the way they've been dealing with the issue of First Amendment political speech.

One of the quainter quirks of life is that we shall never know who dies on the dame day as we do ourselves.

I wish we had a sign that this flaming dragon is part of an attack or something. Those dung heaps might think it’s just one of their own monsters enjoying the sunrise.

If you are driven by certainty you can't grow. If you are driven by certainty if somebody messes with you, you can get very intense, even violent, depending upon the person's personality.