If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Maybe I was crazy about you. Maybe I was just crazy.

I hope there's a tinge of disgrace about me. Hopefully, there's one good scandal left in me yet.

The common people have no history: persecuted by the present, they cannot think of preserving the memory of the past.

Make mistakes; it's what you do about them that counts.

When you're feeling terrific, notify your face.

Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

Be happy. Be yourself. If others don't like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn't about pleasing everybody.

The apathy of the modern voter is the confusion of the modern reformer.

In a novel, you can always go back and make it look like you knew what you were doing all along before the thing goes out and gets published.

There is no light for those who do not know darkness.