If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

The only problem was, when your whole existence is something you have to cope with, you look back one day and find that your strategy has become a way of life.

I help those who can help themselves.

Everything for me becomes allegory

I don't call myself a white supremacist. I'm a civil rights activist concerned about European-American rights.

We aren't protecting the people who most need it when those who can contribute to the country's success emigrate. Contrary to what some claim, I am not getting rid of the wealth tax to help the rich.

Destiny smiles upon me but without making me the least bit happier.

To make a young couple love each other, it is only necessary to oppose and separate them.

Nobody's ever made me feel boring but I'm pretty boring. I acknowledge that in myself.

An idea, in the highest sense of that word, cannot be conveyed but by a symbol.

The apparent man is only a limitation of that Real Man.