If you're passing the buck, don't ask for change.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world.

True genius can be identified by the fact that its expression changes the world into something it has never been before.

Adolescence is that time in your life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

You will find it easiest to ride the avalanche in the direction it already travels.

The human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them.

Never risk your reputation on a single shot, for if you miss the loss is irreparable.

I'm a late bloomer. Being a late bloomer is a problem when you decide at 40 you want to have children

Once you overcome the hatred within your mind, you will discover that in the world outside, there is no longer any such thing as even a single enemy.

All living beings have Buddha nature and can become Buddhas.

You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes.

I'm trying to get more into other things, where reality is nothing but each individual's way of thinking.

When you serve others, when you make somebody else’s life better, when you lift up people, when you help heal those that are hurting, not only are they being blessed, but you’re being blessed.

50 told me go head and switch the style up and if they hate, let 'em hate, watch the money pile up.

Things not worth doing are not worth doing well.

People love Axl [Rose] with the original band, they love him on his own but they want to see him with the original guys.