If you make something your life's work, make sure it's something you can feel proud of when you're an old relic like me.

The size of your body is just right. The only question is whether you're big enough inside.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't somebody watching.

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

Faith never stays put. It's always challenging always questioning. That's what makes it real.

But sometimes you have to wait for an answer to come to you. Especially when the questions are difficult ones.

You can't be gone. I need you here, with me. What am I going to do without you?

The Grim Reaper doesn't disappear... he catches up.

She was gorgeous and fearless and I was in awe.

I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?

As exciting, difficult, and memorable as our past can be, there comes a time when we have to get on with living.

Accomplishment of your dreams requires personal sacrifice and hardworking.May the you have a determined spirit, will power and a great passion for the accomplishment of your dreams.

Sometimes, all it takes to change your life is to change your routine.

The fact of the Watergate cover-up is not nearly as interesting as the step into making the cover-up. And when you understand the step, you understand that Richard Nixon lied. That he was a criminal.

Buy a nickel bag, smoke a little lye, get high tonight, get high tonight.

Addicts are ALWAYS irrational when it comes to their habits.

What we call evil, it seems to me, is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark.

The early masters also introduced walking meditation and hard work to the monastery, for too much sitting could reach the point of diminishing returns.

I'm not a singer, and I'm not a brilliant dancer.

Don't know much, but I know I love you.

This hook nose and crab meister attitude has gotten me every job I've ever had. And more divorces than I care to remember.