I'm terrified of marriage. I'm terrified of not doing something so important and at the same time I think you shouldn't rush into these things.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

My dad always says that you don't get to choose what happens in the world, only how you react to it.

Tell me, Constantine, who was afraid of what?" There was no sense in answering. No matter what Con said, Ulrik would never admit that he was wrong and Con was right.

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares.

Linguine linguistics that left my verbal essence saucy, Send a message, leave you sleepin' next to headless horsey.

Still, as much as I wish Ballistic Kiss could be a better film, the recognition it gained from critics and at festivals speaks for itself.

Instagram was created because there was no single place dedicated to giving your mobile photos a place to live and to be seen.

Everything you encounter is your life.

In their leaders, advisers, and experts, people much prefer overconfidence, total certainty, to any kind of doubt.

Only create associations with positive affinities. Make this a rule of life and you will benefit more than from all the therapy in the world.

If you don't know the difference between dictatorship and leadership then you got to go back to a fifth grade civics class.