If you can't tell someone how to think, then you have to learn to manage the environment where they think.

through faith we overcome, through fate we drown

We're too young to want to stop living, because after all, we shouldn't stop something we haven't even started.

Almost any age is better than twenty-two.

If you put a woman in a man's position she will be more efficient but no more kind.

You'll laugh at the comedy of errors that is my life.

You're insane, but you're my kind of man.

Why did you do all this for me?' he asked. 'I don't deserve it. I've never done anything for you.' 'You have been my friend,' replied Charlotte. 'That in itself is a tremendous thing.

If the husband sits on a chair in the Garden of Eden, his wife is his footstool.

I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the wide range of references.

We have such a young culture that there is an opportunity to contribute wonderful new myths to it, which will be accepted.