If you can't be happy, Make someone else happy! :)

If you want to be happy think about tomorrow but not the day after tomorrow.

If you can't be happy, Make someone else happy. :)

There are mystical, unbreakable bonds between all members of the natural world including humans and animals. Whether or not we remember or acknowledge this relatedness, it still exists.

Human knowledge hasn't been complete enough to understand the afterlife if it hasn't been through the valley of death.

I can clap with one hand.

Take courage. We walk in the wilderness today and in the Promised Land tomorrow

Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.

He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

No, everything is not going to be okay. It never is. It isn't okay now. Change, by definition, changes things

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'

Halloween is fun, but it wasnt always my favorite holiday. I think Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.