If you believe in yourself and work hard, your dreams will come true

If you believe in yourself and work hard, your dreams will come

If you've got it, flaunt it. And if you don't got it? Flaunt it. 'Cause what are we even doing here if we're not flaunting it?

I am the kind of person who, if my feelings are unrequited, can completely detach from someone emotionally if I simply put my mind to it.

What I didn't need was some hot-and-cold long-distance flake wasting my time. It hurt my feelings and made me feel like something was wrong with me.

I'm the kind of person who becomes silent when I get scared, because I hope Death will not notice me if I am very still and very quiet. It has worked well so far.

I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.

There is a certain type of greasy hair that you get only when you are writing with no breaks.

Just bear a passing resemblance to a fictional romantic trope I like and I will love you forever. We're all just trying to find the Mark Darcy of our workplace, aren't we?

I don’t really like organizations where people are “deemed” things.

Why Borrow What U Know Is Already Coming Your Way? ~ Eve's GrandMother

Trying to keep up appearances is a signal of decay on the inside. Beware shallow living—in yourself and in others. It is only in the depths that life can thrive.

I've always preferred crazy to stupid. Stupid can break your heart.

The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.

Never be afraid to meet to the hilt the demand of either work, or friendship - two of life's major assets.

Look, I live in the modern world as much as anyone else.

As a former cop, I respect and appreciate those who've dedicated their lives to serving others as well as those who appreciate the rule of law and honor it.

Don't be so fond of what you planned that somehow to change it seems like a violation of your own choice and wisdom. It's just the opposite.

Imagine painting all the statues in the world in the color of the sky