If you become president, you're guaranteed to develop some nervous habit.

Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington.

If I have a rough day, and I'm angry, I'll just go into Kirk Douglas and throw over a table. And when I need to lift my spirits, Kermit can always do the trick.

I'm not really a political satirist. I don't kid myself. I'm more interested in doing the mannerisms and the personality.

Frank Sinatra taught me how to do him. It took me seven years to master him. He would tell me, tap your foot, Rich, and don't forget to grasp your sleeve.

Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him.

I would love to see her set you on fire.

You'd be surprised what poison is often hidden in the most beautiful camouflage.

Luck favors the people who are willing to grind it out.

It must be made possible for the one to live vicariously the life of the many from the beginning.

Nike told me, 'We can't give you royalties because you're not a professional athlete.' I told them 'I'll go to the Garden and play one-on-no-one.' I'm a performance athlete!

Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures.

We cannot have peace on Earth until we learn to speak with one voice. That voice must be the voice of reason, the voice of compassion, the voice of love. It is the voice of divinity within us.

I am merely a guest, born in this world to know the secrets that lie beyond it.

With a strong testimony of the Savior and His restored gospel, you have limitless opportunities to shine.

When I first saw a picture of the crucifixion, I lost respect for my parents. I suddenly realised that this is what the adult world is like - full of cruelty and hypocrisy.