If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

It is the bungled crime that brings remorse.

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.

He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes.""He's always taking something - generally food.

You cannot influence if you a reserve player. Until you get to the pitch to exhibit the difference you will bring to the team, you cannot influence the team to success.

I am talking to you, but the moment I am talking to you, the universe is being created and destroyed.

There's no rule for better writing. It's best to make your own rules, and see what works best for you.

Public service is my motto.

Crony capitalism is essentially a condition in which... public officials are giving favours to people in the private sector in payment of political favours.

Is there a sharper commentary on American culture and the world than The Simpsons?

If you're getting ready to do a really emotional scene then, right before it, you're probably not going to be outside playing basketball.

Say, Not so, and you will out circle the philosophers.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

I've always preferred actors who sing to singers who act in all the shows I've done.