If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

The excursion is the same when you go looking for your sorrow as when you go looking for your joy.

It's time for you to break away from the person that is breaking you

He nothing common did, or mean, / Upon that memorable scene, / But with his keener eye / The axe's edge did try.

I don't think you have time to waste not writing because you are afraid you won't be good at it.

Style consists in maintaining a convincing reality all through a piece. It's like wearing a garment that looks as if it might have been made for you even if it wasn't.

The closeness between the United States and Mexico is more than just a relationship between two governments.

My mother implanted in me as a young girl...you can either be an actor in your own life, or a reactor in somebody else's.

So, maybe you don't see blues so much in Styx's music but it is definitely part of Tommy's early music.

Then the two friends leaned back and watched the sun rise clear of the trees. “Best time of day,” said Will. Yes,” Horace agreed. “What’s for breakfast?

When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.