If the facts don't fit your theory, just find some new facts.

If you are alive and conscious, you are probably codependent.

In the future if my mother tries to shame me with her disapproval, I will let her know in no uncertain terms that I reject her and all of her codependent baggage. I am Codependent No More.

It’s not a good idea to let on about extreme happy feelings. People get ideas.

Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.

Got anything to eat?" I asked."You know where the gas station is, " said my incredibly nurturing and maternal mother.

I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up in the fencing aisle or some shit.

I think MacGregor might be a genius. Anyone so oblivious to the horror of the human world must be.

Love has two rules: the first one is love, and the second one is love some more.

I’m suddenly not hungry, ” Shane, said, his face ashen. “Noah, you go get the note. Be careful not to touch anything else. Don’t step in the blood.

If you cannot have what you believe in you must believe in what you have.

In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession.

Somebody else's ignorance is bliss.

Under the circumstances, may I suggest another means of encouraging probity in elective office. I refer to term limitations, which can serve ends beyond that of saving congressional souls.

INXS’ touring days could never last forever. We wanted it to end on a high. And it has.

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

Presence is like a gap in the flow of history, where all of [a] sudden it is not past and not future.

Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can't afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft.