If our legal counsel, Bob Rutherford, works for Satan, Satan should buy Bob a better toupee.

A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them

Only those who row the boat make waves

Don't just aim high, reach it and grab some happiness along the way.

Life is too short to dance with ugly men

Most males do not mature, they simply grow taller.

If you cannot see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Pray as if all things depend on God, and work as if all things depend on you.

Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.

I do care about real life. It's just not as interesting as what's in my books.

We're lucky." He slipped his hand around her waist and splayed it in the small of her back. "Most couples have only one first kiss. We'll have two.

that stone Buddha deserves all the birdshit it getsI wave my skinny arms like a tall flower in the wind

Photography appears to be an easy activity; in fact it is a varied and ambiguous process in which the only common denominator among its practitioners is in the instrument.

For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself.

All the money needed to send and support an army of self-sacrificing, joy-spreading ambassadors is already in the church.

I want to be acting until the day I die!

Means to be means must always be within our reach, and so ahimsa is our supreme duty.

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

You're living in a delusion, based on your legendary father.

We think that we all have to like each other before we trust each other and that necessarily is not the case.

...nothing on earth can stop man from feeling himself born for liberty. Never, whatever may happen, can he accept servitude; for he is a thinking creature.