If only men came made to order. It's so hard to find a decent fellow.

I'm only happy when I forget to exist. When just my eyes or my ears or my skin exist.

Polarization breeds respect.

Fear is at the heart of most of our worst choices.

We all know people for that length of time and people change. They mature. There is a certain expectation that a fictional character does not change. But you can't go back and play him the same way.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

If I knew anything about what people wanted and was popular, I'd still be writing for 'Saturday Night Live'. I can only write what I want, and hopefully people will like it.

No man profiteth but by the loss of others.

I'm not a believer of luck. I think opportunity and hard work becomes luck.

I hardly know so true a mark of a little mind as the servile imitation of others.