If indeed the death of a child is part of a larger plan, you wonder if God ever considered a smaller plan.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

What is most important and valuable about the home as a base for children's growth into the world is not that it is a better school than the schools, but that it isn't a school at all.

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

For years and years I thought that stories were just practice, till I got time to write a novel.

Every noble life becomes a revelation of the spirit which the love and joy of mankind cannot let perish from remembrance.

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

Failure is not about insecurity. It's about lack of execution.

The ambitious man has never found his true vocation.

The rout of fascism, in which the Soviet Union played the decisive role, generated a mighty tide of socio-political changes which swept across the globe.

If we pass on an unsustainable environment to our children we have failed them.

I had - I was pretty hell bent on getting into the cartoon business specifically as an artist from the get-go.