If an artist is any good at all, then he or she will have a later phase that's more interesting than the early one.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Life has taught me that money is important, but it's not everything. For, if I have all the money in the world, but no time to enjoy, of what use is it?

The heart can't beat next to a mind full of questions.

I Love Myself No Matter who likes or Not I am Unique :)

The thought of how far the human race would have advanced without government simply staggers the imagination.

I think fame is something that you've achieved in your inner self that becomes known to others outside you. There are really very few famous people in history.

[T]he cold warms me—after a different fashion from that of the kitchen stove.

If you are inspiring others to do better, you're successful.

Tyranny naturally arises out of democracy.

Appear at points which the enemy must hasten to defend; march swiftly to places where you are not expected.

You gotta have some balls to be a female PM in England