If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Fighting physically signifies spiritual weakness.

There is something permanent, and something extremely profound, in owning a home.

Although one may fail to find happiness in theatrical life, one never wishes to give it up after having once tasted its fruits.

The level of ignorance is declining, and the ability to accumulate data and manipulate it for various ends is increasing.

It's one thing for Hillary Clinton to adopt some anti-Wall Street language to try to appeal to progressives.

I think it's always best to be who you are.

If I ever bore you, it'll be with a knife.

Purity of life is the highest and truest art.

Prayer is like a great love. When you start dating the silence can be awkward, but as you grow to know each other you can sit in silence for hours and just being with each other is a great comfort.

I've worked with many powerful men in the music industry.