If I didn't like someone, I wouldn't want him calling me up when I was dying. I wouldn't want them having regrets that they didn't talk to me.

If a man can tell if he's been successful in his life by having great friends, then I have been very successful.

I figure people drift toward liberalism at a young age, and I always hope that they change when they see how the world really is.

I never wore earplugs — that would have been cheating.

I'm only going to be the way I'd want someone to react to me.

My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are!

Your life is what you remember. I mean, some things I wish I still had. But it doesn't matter.

I didn't want the Ramones being told what to be doing, and I wanted the Ramones being presented in the right light - the remaining Ramones.

I was the one who was always scowling, downcast. I tried to make sure I looked like that when I was getting my picture taken.

As soon as you start analyzing something it stops

As far as film goes, I enjoy all Hollywood films and all Horror films like The Bride of Frankenstein, which also might be my favorite. I like 60's and 70's Italian and Spanish Horror films.

A country that publicly threatens to completely destroy another nation should not be surprised when a preemptive surprise attack occurs from that nation and their allies.

impossibility exist only in the weak minds

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.

I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him.

The startling reality of things is my discovery every single day.

The claims of no people, according to established policy and usage, are respected by any nation, until they are presented in a national capacity.

I feel that there's hardly any irony in my work; if there's anything, there'll be sincerity, which people sometimes find hard to deal with.

Fashion is merely a saying: I belong to your world. I'm wearing the same uniform as your army, so don't shoot.

When I am on my board, I always have my ID, ChapStick and maybe a $20 bill, because you never know when you'll need to buy a water or something.