If Chicago doesn't fix the horrible carnage going on I will send in the feds.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

My world was the size of a crayon box, and it took every colour to draw her

Peace cannot be achieved they have to be plucked out of their pod.

Death doesn’t end our devotion. It only makes it stronger.

Shakespeare, he's in the alley with his pointed shoes and his bells, speaking to some French girl who says she knows me well.

I'm never embarassed.

In the window, I fantasize... about providing grown-ups and children alike with the greatest gift of all: insight.

If the picture needs varnishing later, I allow a restorer to do that, if there's any restoring necessary.

It is a form of generational narcissism to change texts to suit one's own needs.

The shortcut to anything you want in your life is to BE and FEEL happy now!

A life-whether seamstress or poet, farmer or king-is measured not by length, but by the worth of its deeds, and the power of its dreams.