I'm never embarassed.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Teams should be able to act with the same unity of purpose and focus as a well motivated individual.

In fact, so much of life, as you know, is serendipitous. That's why you better be prepared at any time for anything, because it may happen to you.

When it is not necessary to amend the Constitution, it is necessary not to amend the Constitution.

Spiritual deception is dangerous -and damning.

Then, one day, when you least expect it, the great adventure finds you.

Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just going mental, lit up and having an amazing time.

Think your little jokes'll help you on your deathbed?" she jeered. "Jokes? No,no, these are manners," replied Dumbledore.

I am providing a service that many people obviously value.

To fly as fast as thought, to anywhere that is, you must begin by knowing that you have already arrived.

All things are ordered by God, but His providence takes in our free agency, as well as His own sovereignty.