Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Torture, as the art of discovering the truth, is barbaric nonsense; it is the application of a material means to a spiritual end.

The greatest time wasted, is the time getting started.

I'm up in the Senate most Tuesdays when they're in session.

I heard how people sounded when their dreams were shattered, when their lives were turned into a waking nightmare.

I love cinema. It is the most important thing to me. Life is cinema. It has been this way since I was a child of about 14, and I was going every day to see the movies.

Illinois corn farmers are the Nation's number two exporter of feed grains.

All we know so far is what doesn't work.

The sky sinks in the morning, this fact has been insufficiently observed.

Please, Achimou? (Tory) You are the only being who’s ever called me that. (Acheron) Well, I’d call you babycakes, but I think that might offend you even more. (Tory)

Only through time time is conquered