I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.

I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.

I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter.

There are way too many comedians now.

There's nothing worse than a poorly staged house.

When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.

I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.

Any fear around ‘imperfection’ is a censoring of life now, and when we censor life we simply cannot sense our innate natural joy.

Sometimes you have to go a little crazy before you can find sanity. I think I'm close.

Om is the signature sound of this Universe. It is the soundless sound of existence.

Maybe the hardened clay was not as ugly as I had thought. Maybe what I resented was the color my father had painted me. The time had come to sand away some of that dreadful stain.

I am not a f**king pleasure girl, damn you! I’m an officer!

The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher.

The key to success is to be true to who you really are.

Humans are upsetting a fragile balance that their own human ancestors established.

Love is a hero’s journey, and the hero’s journey is a noble but difficult path.

Being in the presence of the "other" seems to show me who I am in a way that is really important to me. I feel radically more comfortable in Laos, say, than I do in Pennsylvania.