I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.

I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.

The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter.

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.

There are way too many comedians now.

There's nothing worse than a poorly staged house.

When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.

I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.

Peacemaking is a noble vocation . . . To be a peacemaker, you must know the Peace-Giver.

Absolutely. Justice served with a side of pineapple. That's what I'm here for.

If your investments are limited to this earth, you are the world's worst investor.

Why do we dread adversity when we know that facing it is the only way to become stronger, smarter, better?

Dandelion wine. The words were summer on the tongue. The wine was summer caught and stoppered...sealed away for opening on a January day with snow falling fast and the sun unseen for weeks.

The big picture is the Trials and Olympics. I just have to keep focused for that, keep moving forward.

You like being vague, don't you? (Amanda) It was a choice of being a Dark-Hunter or a prophet. Personally I like the slash-and-kill stuff much more than prayers and the lotus position. (Acheron)

I tend to be what I would call more progressive than conservative, but I think either extreme is excessive.

Certain food-based biofuels like biodiesel have always been a bad idea. Others like corn ethanol have served a useful purpose and essentially are obsoleting themselves.

...following Mrs. Roosevelt in search of irrationality was like following a burning fuse in search of an explosive.