I wish that the Democrats would put some effort into Social Security reform, illegal immigration's reform, tax reform, or some of the other real issues that are out there.

Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.

Our current identification system is so disjointed that the World Trade Center terrorists had a total of 63 valid driver's licenses between them.

Marriage cannot be severed from its cultural, religious and natural roots without weakening the good influence of society.

If we change the definition of marriage to be more inclusive, then it is logical to argue that we should broaden the definition so that won't exclude anyone.

From a monarchy followed by suffering under Communism, Ethiopians must be given the opportunity to flourish under the greatest of systems - democracy.

Frivolous lawsuits are booming in this county. The U.S. has more costs of litigation per person than any other industrialized nation in the world, and it is crippling our economy.

Most people understand life expectancy has changed since Social Security started in 1937 when folks lived to be 59 years old. Today, they live to be 77 years old.

Indeed, there are so many prejudices against everyday middle-class values on college campuses, and serving in the military and being pro-American just seems to be one of them.

There is a certain element of complementarity between men and women that is biological by nature.

In Ethiopia, democracy is in its infancy and it must be nurtured along by its leaders.

It doesn't matter how smart you are unless you stop and think.

I sold my soul for knowledge of the future, only to have that very pact render me forever ignorant (Gerald Tarrant).

The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.

Ice upon ice, and yet, inside, she melted and mourned all the same.

In any case, the fewer boundaries that exist hindering free movement between all forms of articulate human cognition, the better.

Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'.

Family is the only anchor that will hold in a choppy sea.

Great,” Percy said. “I always wanted to be glue.

The older you get, the more comfortable you become with yourself, and you accept what you have physically.

If I could email my jokes to the crowd and get the same immediate response [as during stand-up], I'd do that.