I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

Always act like you are the king of your own world that you created on the day of your birth. Enjoy your kingdom.

You are the missing piece of my heart and soul. United we are now whole.

Do not judge others, without first judging yourself. There is no strength without knowing thyself. ☥

You can't always choose which. Sometimes you have to BE which.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

A curve ball is not something you can pick up overnight. It took me years to perfect mine.

You sleep on a win and you'll wake up with a loss.

The problem most nonprofits have is that they are run by romantics who are great to hang out with, but they have no clue.

A body may well lay too little as too much stress upon a dream; but the less he heed them the better.

While values drive behaviors, principles govern consequences.