I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a whole heart and a free mind.

If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.

Everything flows and nothing stays.

I believe more youths stay out of leadership positions because of the fear of indequacy and criticisms.

Happiness comes from holiness. You can't truly be happy unless you're hungry for Jesus Christ.

'Indifference to evil is equal to evil' because it strengthens people.

To achieve your dreams, work is required. Suffering is optional.

The aim of the historian, like that of the artist, is to enlarge our picture of the world, to give us a new way of looking at things.

The condition of the body limits, largely, the expression of the spirit.

To retreat after a work well done is Heaven's Way.