I was thinking." "I see no evidence of that, Jared." Kami said.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

A penny saved is worth two pennies earned . . . after taxes.

It's amazing to me that some kids are surprised to find out Indians are still alive.

Design is more of a kitchen than a knife, and more of a lab than a beaker.

This joy that He brings us transcends every human trial, it is a joy that can strengthen even the weakest of hands

I don't play tennis at all.

Gene Wilder characters wanted to be calm, but to the great delight of audiences, they rarely succeeded.

Perhaps, he thought, true pure love, like all flowers, flourished best with its roots in muck and mud. Perhaps that was a law of life that held everything together.

First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet.

We need racist stereotypes right now of our enemy in order to encourage our warriors to kill the enemy.

The advocates of literal interpretation have been the most efficacious enemies of those doctrines whose nature they profess to venerate.