I was out-niggered, and I will never be out-niggered again.

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.

Segregation now, segregation tomorrow and segregation forever!

I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head.

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.

I was wrong. Those days are over and they ought to be over.

If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.

After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain.

Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.

They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

We know of no behavior in ants or any other social insects that can be construed as play.

The devil divides the world between atheism and superstition.

A long-running TV series is a beast in that it demands you stick to one character over a long haul.

I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled body in my office.

newborns reminded her of tiny buddhas

I studied the cello for a long time, from when I was little up through college.

We went to the British Museum, and I was looking up my family in the books - pages and pages on it.

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also.

John Kerry couldn't even order a Philly cheesesteak properly.