I was not able to stop or slow down the Vietnam War.

We are all equal on this floor, and a senator must keep his word.

The crisis you have to worry about most is the one you don't see coming.

Poverty does not make people terrorists, but terrorists can exploit the frustration it creates and use it as a breeding-ground for violent ideas.

I was raised to have value for money, to have respect for money, even though you have a lot of it.

Whatever contradicts the Word of God should be instantly resisted as diabolical.

Only small minds want always to be right.

I hold it a blasphemy to say that the Creator resides in a temple from which a particular class of His devotees sharing faith in it are excluded.

A non-event ... is better to write about than an event, because with a non-event you can make up the meaning yourself, it means whatever you say it means.

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.

It seems that humanity is incapable of putting a halt to the shedding of innocent blood.

He was the boy that made mix tapes with themes and hand-colored covers until the day he hit my sister and stopped crying.

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.