I was in the game for the love of football - and I wanted to bring back happiness to the people of Liverpool.

Denis Law could dance on eggshells.

In my time at Anfield we always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.

If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.

What a great day for football, all we need is some green grass and a ball.

At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the checks.

The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers!

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.

The socialism I believe in is everybody working for the same goal and everybody having a share in the rewards. That’s how I see football, that’s how I see life.

If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains.

Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging.

But it's the science of the stars!""She thinks it's Satanic. You gave her daughter a pentagram.""It's a natal chart, duh. You can't let ignorance trump science here, Miss Mary!

Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?

I've bashed my body for 30 years and I've just got to eat properly and not drink too much - very difficult!

If I was ever a teen idol, I’d kill myself.

Compassion has enemies, and those enemies are things like pity, moral outrage, fear.

To me rites of passage through life, that's a wonderful, beautiful thing.

We're short on wisdom; we're high on technology. Where's it going to lead?

The part an actor played on stage was once written on a separate roll of paper.

We are Hollywood. We're entertainment, and that's what the World Wrestling Federation is all about.