I was a twenty-two-year-old single white female alone in a strange country where my sister had been killed.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool

You can't hold on to a grievance and be happy. Time to make a choice!

This planet is a divine school, and daily life a classroom. Our choice of teachers depends on what we need to learn.

Maybe I should disappear and not make anymore music. I mean, I think I'd take it really badly if I got slayed.

A mother is a school. Empower her; and you empower a great nation.

The best part about golf is when you hit the ball long. It feels really good.

I didn't start grieving for my mother properly until I was maybe 16.

National Lampoon lost its audience when it went from monthly magazine to bimonthly to quarterly to annual to just making movies.

As in the eye of Nature he has lived, So in the eye of Nature let him die!

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.