I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world.

I watch every 'Real Housewives' franchise there is.

You get so used to a world that you complain, but never actually want anything different. Why crave the unfamiliar?

I love comedy, but I actually do prefer drama because I am already animated as a human being.

There is no justification for having an affair.

Your body can't switch off tired. People fall asleep behind the wheel all the time.

Theres something so grabbing about people who will do anything for one another.

Eggs give me protein after a good work out. The cheesier, the better!

Watching kids go from the age of 9 and 10 to 13 is a big, huge jump. The way they speak, their looks, their attitudes, everything changes as you go from being a little kid to a teenager.

Teaching is so rewarding because when you see the look on student's faces when they get it, when you're able to excite them about what you're excited about; it's so rewarding, and it's so much fun.

I would like one day to play an FBI cop, just so I can hold the gun and shoot.

If you only write for 15 minutes at a time, you can write a book and still have time for Legos.

Modern love is the enterprise that everyone wants to be a part of, yet there's a fifty percent divorce rate in round one and a sixty-five percent divorce rate in round two.

Whether you think you will succeed or not, you are right.

I listened to a lot of stories when I was a kid. My mother told me stories, and I loved them.

You're as happy as you allow yourself to be - so why be unhappy?

As the saying goes, type is a beautiful group of letters, not a group of beautiful letters.

Photographers, along with dentists, are the two professions never satisfied with what they do. Every dentist would like to be a doctor and inside every photographer is a painter trying to get out.

I don't want a job in the administration; I think I'm more effective carping from the sidelines.

Personal experimentation is revealing, and once you get into it, immensely engaging.

I'm consistent, and they know I don't waver and all that. I'm dependable.