I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face.

[When asked her occupation:] Destroyer of the works of the Devil by the direct order of God.

[To a priest who smoked:] What a shame for a man to dress like a saint and smell like a devil!

Faithful to the cause of Prohibition - She hath done what she could

It is not possible to make a bad law. If is is bad, it is not a law.

God is a politician; so is the devil.

If you say anything, it just gets worse.

However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup.

Eating outdoors makes for good health and long life and good temper, everyone knows that.

Then stop being a know-it-all lionpaw retorted You're not my mentor so stay out of my fur. Lionpaw at Berrynose in Outcast pg 67

The England manager job is not for me - I'm very happy wih what I'm doing in French football for now.

for many people traveling can have deep psychological meaning.

I really only became an editor, or started doing my own editing because I was filming the docs and you simply can't keep an editor on for as long as it takes so.

More errors arise from inhibited indecision than from impulsive behavior.

White does not exist in nature.

No Buddhist, no Christian, no Hindu. Deeply religious people have no religion. They belong to no seat, theirs is the religion of the heart!