I've watched my duty, straight an' true, an' tried to do it well; Part of the time kept heaven in view, An' part steered clear of hell.

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.

Careful with fire is good advice we know. Careful with words is ten times doubly so.

To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.

Cholesterol is a substance in the blood that causes you to eat salads.

Over all our happy country - over all our Nation spread, Is a band of noble heroes - is our Army of the Dead.

But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, when we lock up our lives for wealth, the gold key comes too late.

Worm or beetle - drought or tempest - on a farmer's land may fall, Each is loaded full o' ruin, but a mortgage beats 'em all.

...many of the officials, courtiers, and priests, representing the upper class of Egyptian society but not the royalty, looked strikingly like modern Europeans, especially long-headed ones

Strong feelings do not necessarily make a strong character. The strength of a man is to be measured by the power of the feelings he subdues not by the power of those which subdue him.

Cover them over with beautiful flowers, Deck them with garlands, those brothers of ours, Lying so silent by night and by day.

Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Try not to see it as an invitation to compete.

We have to believe in us. We're the miracle of modern and changing times. Share your talents and gift, inspire others and be inspired

I like boring things.

I'm constantly on the go.

A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it is supposed to snap.

You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite. But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much nicer, much prettier. And so much more intelligent than Benetton.'

It's always fun to do action and explosion, but I really enjoyed directing the emotion of the actors.

Long words, fat talk they may tell us something about ourselves. Has the passion for fat in the language increased as self-confidence has waned?

I want to be able to like just chill and make whatever I want to make.

You are a woman: you must never speak what you think; your words must contradict your thoughts, but your actions may contradict your words.