I've been reading an Alabama newspaper that one man shot another man because he beat him in a Bible-quoting competition.

Much as we might wish to believe otherwise, universal love and the welfare of the species as a whole are concepts which simply do not make evolutionary sense.

Do not indoctrinate your children. Teach them how to think for themselves, how to evaluate evidence, and how to disagree with you.

Faith is belief without evidence and reason; coincidentally that's also the definition of delusion.

Evolution is just a theory? Well, so is gravity and I don't see you jumping out of buildings.

Such delusions of grandeur to think that a God with a hundred billion galaxies on his mind would give a tuppenny damn who you sleep with, or indeed whether you believe in him.

The less you think, the more you believe.

How thoughtful of God to arrange matters so that, wherever you happen to be born, the local religion always turns out to be the true one.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

Science is the poetry of reality.

The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of that is in principle capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity.

if you want to search, search who care about you, Don't search person for use, those who want use they will search you self.

Maybe he would see me as weak and stupid. Maybe he was right.

Problems can be experienced as... a chance for renewal rather than stress.

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

I miss singing. I did Broadway forever.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.

You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

Ditch the dream and be a doer.

Friends should be preferred to kings.