I've always been a guy that doesn't do well waiting for people to say, "You can act." It's always been a part of me.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

I always think that I'm the best thing in a lot of bad movies. Personally, I have to. I think that I like me as an actor.

You may not have faith in my friend fate, But my friend fate has faith in you.

I like doing family films.

Nothing would make my kids happier than to do another movie.

Charlie Brown's good. I always had a little crush on that Lucy. I thought she was kind of a hot little brunette.

Character actors are becoming a thing of the past. They're just going by the wayside. They're just cutting through that caliber of acting.

When you're making an independent film what you don't have in time and money you have to make up with creativity and diligence.

I don't go to parties. I don't go to clubs. My friends and I don't go drinking, we play D&D. I'm still a weird entity in the world.

I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh.

To want to understand is an attempt to recapture something we have lost.

Tess, there isn't a drunken, screaming netballer in the world that would have made me not want to ... continue.

The only unavailable choice was whether or not to have Parkinson's. Everything else was up to me.

Knowledge is justice

You see countries like India really investing in their space program because they see it as inspirational and good for their economy.

Really, I do not know whether my paintings are surrealist or not, but I do know that they are the frankest expression of myself.

No one is so thoroughly superstitious as the godless man.

I drink just as much tea when I'm in Los Angeles as I do when I'm in London. I take my tea bags with me wherever I go.

People have been modeling their lives after films for years, but the medium is somehow unsuited to moral lessons, cautionary tales or polemics of any kind.

Though collecting quotations could be considered as merely an ironic mimetism