I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

I know it's a cliche but I never wanted to be famous. I don't believe anybody wants to be famous.

Chess is not only knowledge and logic.

You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker.

The rarest of the good qualities in human beings is courage

A chaplain's biggest gift is to be present and just listen.

The Church is not a political power, nor a political party, but rather a moral reality, a moral force.

There is always a best way of doing everything.

Egyptians believe in the power of the sunrise. They believe each morning begins not just a new day, but a new world.

When I was a little kid, I loved horror films. I always liked being scared.

It is a weird thing that actors have people applaud when they're done working. I still find that entertaining.