I used to be friends with Miles Davis. He didn't like many folks. I lived across the street from him.

Be your own politics, grow your own garden, and maybe you can help out more.

I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'

I think most actors are shy. I really do. The greatest actors can disappear. I had friends call me the Blend-In Man.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

If you're lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it.

I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.

You can never turn your back on the ocean.

Never think you're better than anyone else, but don't let anyone treat you like you're worse than they are.

Excellence results from the accumulation of proper choices compounded over time.

God makes confetti out of our titles and accomplishments to celebrate the poor and the humble.

In the '90s, you couldn't say the word 'nerd' to someone when pitching a show. They would have considered that too niche and wouldn't have listened.

God has never made a failure; that he gave birth to you means you are a success. Success is in your DNA.

Never say never. I always want to look like myself - that's key for me. I don't want to look like a different person, I don't want my face frozen.

It was doing very well; it was doing particularly well outside of England. It was a very big seller for Carlton Television. But it was getting more and more expensive to do.

I'm a huge fan of the Bay Area so I always love coming to San Francisco.

And for tired eyes every light is too bright, and for tired lips every breath too heavy, and for tired ears every word too much.

I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn't know what to do with me.

Everyone knows [George W. Bush] has no clue, but no one there has the courage to say it. I mean, good gawd, the man is as he always has been: barely adequate.