When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'

Be your own politics, grow your own garden, and maybe you can help out more.

I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

I think most actors are shy. I really do. The greatest actors can disappear. I had friends call me the Blend-In Man.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

If you're lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it.

I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.

I used to be friends with Miles Davis. He didn't like many folks. I lived across the street from him.

You can never turn your back on the ocean.

Never think you're better than anyone else, but don't let anyone treat you like you're worse than they are.

Love the moment and the energy of the moment will spread beyond all boundaries.

The 'Twilight' movies are great in their own right, but they certainly don't have any sense of humor to them.

It is not what things are objectively and in themselves, but what they are for us, in our way of looking at them, that makes us happy or the reverse.

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

Though experience be our only guide in reasoning concerning matters of fact; it must be acknowledged, that this guide is not altogether infallible, but in some cases is apt to lead us into errors.

Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you.

Rick Perry told reporters this week that he has a permit to carry a concealed handgun. He also has a concealed vocabulary, concealed knowledge of the issues, concealed tolerance.

Change is possible.' 'Change is inevitable.

Being a professional writer is not an easy way to make a living.