I thought it was foolish mumbo jumbo when I was alive - then I woke up dead.

Either way, it happened, and everyone was going to pretend that it didn't.

What is left of us? … No countries, no cultures, no wars but still no peace. What’s at our core, then? What’s still squirming in our bones when everything else is stripped?

Three-letter word that kills you for sure - Ego.

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

Good impro can make you laugh, we love it, but soon the content is forgotten. Good scenes from The Life Game stay with you always. They haunt you.

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

Parents don't need government to raise their kids. That's their job. But government can help them protect their children from influences they may not want their kids exposed to

Man-made religions find fault with one another, whereas God-made religion is eternally a oneness-song - God-manifestation through human aspiration on earth.

I've always believed that you can be whatever you want to be if you are willing to sacrifice and dedicate yourself.