I think this, if Hillary Clinton treats me with respect, I will treat her with respect.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes - ah, that is where the art resides.

If you haven't learned to love yourself you are in reality living a lie proclaiming to be in love with someone else.

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried.

I've been in just about every situation as a player and coach and manager. I've been in the playoffs, World Series, and I know how to get there.

In fact, people think you have to be stressed to be successful. They think if you are not stressed, something is wrong with you.

I shall act as I think my duty requires.

One is bound to one's wife, but has a bond to one's mistress.

Highest love for God can never be achieved without renunciation.