I think once I fail enough as a dad, I'll be looking for help wherever I can get it. I just need enough time to screw things up and then I'll start looking to TV dads for advice.

I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it better.' I try to use bacon and pork products whenever it can.

You know, I used to think I was a foodie, and then my wife went to culinary school and basically explained to me that I was just a guy that likes to eat.

The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.

Our very genesis was not really a beginning after all, but indeed the product of a personality-Father Mills.

He has not truly lived who has not lived for others, in sympathy and in harmony with his fellows.

I believe that there is always something new to learn, in fact, that is one of the three reasons that I chose to become a chef, that my education is never over.

My inspiration comes from the message Duke Ellington gave - you are unique, be yourself, put out that thing that is you, then use your work ethic and produce great music.

Freddie Bryant is a brilliant young guitarist and composer.

Taste as you go. When you taste the food throughout the cooking process you can make adjustments as you go.

And I watch Saturday Night Live religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams.

Sow into the gift and talent God has given to you to rip an harvest

Psychologically, you have to have confidence in yourself and this confidence should be based on fact.

Plots are no more exhausted than men are. Every man is a new creation, and combinations are simply endless.

I don't really know what's going on with the Pornographers - everyone's kind of doing their own stuff. I mean, they play shows here or there.

Nihilism, there's really nothing to it.

Pardons and pleasantnesse are great revenges of slanders.

Search out the wisdom of nature, there is depth in all her doings; she seemeth prodigal of power, yet her rules are the maxims of frugality.

First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!

Sometimes I feel like there is so much to be afraid of, and sometimes I feel like there is nothing left to fear.

Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.