I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world.

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.

I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that's fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet.

I like doing all different types of comedy - stand-up, sketch, movies, TV. I like to try everything.

Cats are unpredictable because they're wild and domestic at the same time. Watching a cat's behavior is like a small window into the wild.

Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.

First conscious thoughts to wake, first guided steps to take. What walk of path not known..... of many moments already born?

The society terms the varied paths of achieving the divine bliss as religion.

You can never please everybody, don't even try.

Swarm intelligence is like a brain of brains.

I've done enough films to know how to save up my energy for the take and then give it on the take and do that.

I fear just one thing : Money! Greed was what motivated Judas to sell Jesus

I enjoy winning and very much dislike losing- but I did not allow either of them to obsess me. I was a silent loser, believing that if you won you said little, and if you lost you said even less

They love indeed who quake to say they love.

Every day you eat is every day you have to work out.

The good of our present state is merely comparative, and the evil which every man feels will be sufficient to disturb and harass him if he does not know how much he escapes.