I think it is inevitable that people program poorly. Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.

Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

When a thing becomes indispensable it's time to give it up.

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

I was feeling like a real misfit in middle school, but when I saw 'Wicked, ' it made me feel really cool for being different... and you can carve that in stone!

Make it happen now, not tomorrow. Tomorrow is a loser's excuse.

Above all, learn to breathe correctly.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

Tomorrow is forever, and years pass in no time at all

The fact that something can be used for good isn't necessarily a knockdown argument for it.

Embrace the Savior's warm invitation to come unto Him, one by one, and be perfected in Him.

It's harder to confess the sin that no one believes in Than the crime that everyone can appreciate. For the crime is in relation to the law And the sin is in relation to the sinner.