I think in general in my teens I had a lot of crushes on men on the Internet, most notably Momus since I was in my late teens. John Darnielle was also another big crush.

I will be a commodity, and I will be in demand and valuable.

I started to wonder, and felt relieved that there might be truth to the idea of intellectuals all being frauds. I knew that I certainly was.

I'm interested in the female dom/male sub dynamic, and how superficially it can seem like a total reverse of gender roles and maybe even subversive or something.

The pictures feel as essential to me as the text. I was always interested in including pictures with writing.

I have a pretty large experience of boys, and you're a bad set of fellows. Now mind!

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. “Hey, Dark Princess? Here’s your crap. Also, bite me.

The Fourth Crown Princess of the blue Cresent Islands had sixteen rituals to observe from the moment of waking to when she broke her fast.

My kingdom has fallen because I had built it with power, but the kingdom of Jesus Christ will last forever because it was built on love. - Napoleon Bonaparte

That's what being a demigod was all about, not quite belonging in the mortal world or on Mount Olympus but trying to make peace with both sides of their nature.

A poem is not an expression, nor is it an object. Yet it somewhat partakes of both. What a poem is is never to be known, for which I have learned to be grateful.

Culture means control over nature.

I was married very young. I lived a very middle class life. I was married at age 21, divorced at 31. I didn't sleep on people's couches.

I still feel like a weird kid who is about to take a punch in the face. So, I think it's permanent.

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?