I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me

Today's unspeakable perversion is tomorrow's kink, is next week's good clean fun

every relationship you are in will fail, until one doesn't

We all have our scars. That's what falling is love is all about: revealing your scars to somebody who then loves you anyway.

I have a thick skin, but I have a heart.

Ultimately life is disease, death and oblivion. It's still better than high school.

One man's blasphemy doesn't override other people's free-speech rights, their freedom to publish, freedom of thought.

I think abortion should be mandatory for about 30 years.

A lot of kids are bullied because of their sexual identity or expression. It's often the effeminate boys and the masculine girls, the ones who violate gender norms and expectations, who get bullied.

I don't write about my life in my column.

the truth is often a mixed message

What you leave behind is the people you loved. You leave yourself in them.

Become 'tested' in such a way that not a single word in this world can shake you up.

The severest justice may not always be the best policy

What makes America exceptional are the bonds that hold together the most diverse nation on earth.

You've taxed too much, borrowed too much and are a roadblock to reform.

There are always four sides to a story: your side, their side, the truth and what really happened.

My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"

Find out what's really out there. I never said to be like me, I say be like you and make a difference.

There is never an absolute answer to everything, except of course that you have to do your squats.

Write how you want, the critic shall show the world you could have written better.