I have a thick skin, but I have a heart.

Today's unspeakable perversion is tomorrow's kink, is next week's good clean fun

every relationship you are in will fail, until one doesn't

We all have our scars. That's what falling is love is all about: revealing your scars to somebody who then loves you anyway.

Ultimately life is disease, death and oblivion. It's still better than high school.

One man's blasphemy doesn't override other people's free-speech rights, their freedom to publish, freedom of thought.

I think abortion should be mandatory for about 30 years.

A lot of kids are bullied because of their sexual identity or expression. It's often the effeminate boys and the masculine girls, the ones who violate gender norms and expectations, who get bullied.

I don't write about my life in my column.

the truth is often a mixed message

I don't think that sin and pursuing happiness are not necessarily the same thing.

I love you to the moon and bed.

Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles.

I tend over the years to have developed a certain hesitancy about believing that headlines tell the whole story.

If people cannot limit government they will not for long be free.

In ourselves are triumph and defeat.

Our prayers are prophets.

To a worldly man, a God-intoxicated person will appear mad and he will laugh at him, But to the God-intoxicated man, the worldly appear insane, foolish, misled, blind.

Guys like you make life easy for some women.

I think the most significant moment at a wedding is when you say "I do" and when you do the first dance.

What stories are new? All types of all characters march through all fables.