I think L.A. gets a bad rap. L.A. is the same as everywhere else.

I'm just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like... okay.

There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end.

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.

Pilots are so hard because you have to introduce all these characters, you have to hook an audience, and an audience has such a smaller attention span than maybe they used to have.

In my latter years I've decided that there's too much to keep track of when you go into the lying game. That becomes stressful and it's not for me anymore.

If you knew my wife, you'd be like, "Yeah, you're very married." She runs the household. I refer to her as "the greatest director I've ever worked with."

There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting.

When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits.

Another show I really enjoyed working on was Raising The Bar. I did four or five episodes of that show.

Thoughts don't have time and space, one need to hold them. The one who succeeds at them becomes a writer.

There is no loneliness greater than the loneliness of a failure. The failure is a stranger in his own house.

I am not anti-English, and I never was.

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

It is a paradox. Life is that way. God designed it that way. I believe I met him once. He was full of mischief.

In any combat between a rogue and a fool the sympathy of mankind is always with the rogue.

There are three choices in life and sport - either you do it, you don't do it or you think about it. Most humans think about it. We will do it.

There are those who give little of the much which they have - and they give it for recognition and their hidden desire makes their gifts unwholesome.

Conservatives want to make the poor rich, while liberals want to make the rich poor.

Frankie [Avalon] ... was interested in eating everything so it didn't eat him first.