I think I always enjoyed the energy of a crowd, of being onstage. It started when I was even younger doing public speaking at school and just kept going from there.

Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

I tend to sit around with my friends a lot and rant and rave about things I think are ridiculous in the world, and I tend to make fun of myself a lot.

I tend to find comedy in dark places. I also tend to find comedy in taking on the status quo - which has always been something I find important.

I had a real passion for performing. I craved the attention. I was a goofy kid just like I am a goofy adult. So as soon as I got the bug of getting laughs and getting on stage I just couldn't stop.

We all borrow and steal and copy from each other, and that's the way I think people get inspired.

I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example.

Whenever I do something I tend to focus on it and spend all of my time and energy on it.

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

It's such a huge endeavor putting a full movie together, especially an independent movie. I tend to kind of do them when they come my way more than something than I go out and actively pursue.

You must promise me. You can't desire the end without desiring the means.'Ah, but one can, he thought, one can: one can desire the peace of victory without desiring the ravaged towns.

Desire is what lends power to thought, it is that element that separates a wish or a day dream into reality, if properly directed.

Everyone dies but not everyone truly lives.

The Quality of Love or Fear you Carry into each Moment determines which Road you Travel.

There are always two or three or four sides to every story.

As a child, the person I admired most in the world was Lana Turner! She seemed the epitome of glamour, and her glitzy surroundings so enviable, the opposite of my mother's extremely banal taste.

For those who don't believe in themselves, hardwork is worthless." -Maito Gai (Naruto)

The greatest tragedy in life is not death, but a life without a purpose.

The object is to make a great record and you have to do whatever it takes.

I don't take a scene or word for granted.